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 /*        TOP SECRET Microsoft(c)  
      Code        Project: Chicago(tm)        
      Projected release-date: Summer 1998
      Original version date : Aug 1991 
 */

 #include "win31.h"
 #include "win95.h"
 #include "evenmore.h"
 #include "oldstuff.h"
 #include "billrulz.h"
 #define INSTALL = HARD
 char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
 void main()
 {
   while(!CRASHED)
   {
     display_copyright_message();
     display_bill_rules_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     if (first_time_installation)
     {
        make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
        do_nothing_loop();
        totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
        search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
        hang_system();
     }
     write_something(anything);
     display_copyright_message();
     do_nothing_loop();
     do_some_stuff();
     if (still_not_crashed)
     {
       display_copyright_message();
       do_nothing_loop();
       basically_run_windows_3.1();
       do_nothing_loop();
       do_nothing_loop();
     }
   }
   if (detect_cache())  disable_cache();
   if (fast_cpu())
   {
      set_wait_states(lots);
      set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
      set_mouse(action, jumpy);
      set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
   /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
   printf("Welcome to Windows 98");
   if (system_ok())  crash(to_dos_prompt);
   else system_memory = open("a:swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);
   while(something)
   {
     sleep(5);
     get_user_input();
     sleep(5);
     act_on_user_input();
     sleep(5);
   }
   create_general_protection_fault();
 }--